Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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