Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I didn't shave. On purpose
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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