he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
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The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
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I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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