There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
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There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
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I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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