I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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