Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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