Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
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at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
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we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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