So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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