bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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