Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
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She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
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Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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