I can't breathe out the right side of my face
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
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please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
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It's official drugs can't kill me
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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