shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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