I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
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the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
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Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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