its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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