so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I'm drive I can fine osifer
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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