I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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