STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
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whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
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The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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