Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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