i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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