the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
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I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
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I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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