Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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