i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
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