She's JV to your varsity
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Randomize
