My sheets look like a crime scene.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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