Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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