you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
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I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
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So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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