she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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