Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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