singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
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Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
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The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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