You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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