We need to start having sex underwater more often.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
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