I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I just had sex on a roof
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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