STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
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It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
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I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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