I feel like I'm in dance class right now
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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