Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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