i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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