mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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