we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
You have to summon your inner elephant
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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