I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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