marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Vodka?
Forever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
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