Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
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But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
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Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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