Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
