I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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