No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
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Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
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I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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