I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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