Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
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I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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