just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
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i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
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Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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