How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
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Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Randomize