Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
this will be a night to untag.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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