Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
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I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
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Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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