Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
i need some magic done to my vagina
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
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