so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
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I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
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You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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