I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
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All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
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I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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