If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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