Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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