i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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