What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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