We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
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Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
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she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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