i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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